Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement
That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.
This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”
best thing i’ve seen all day
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
Mom you can stop stressing
Mom you can stop crying
Mom I can buy the groceries
Mom I can pay for the house
Mom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money
this show is fucking gold